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Last updated on Thursday February 26th 2015
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NYC Comedy Picks for Thursday 2/26/15
TV Alert: Bob Newhart is hosted by Kunal Nayyar on The Late Late Show;
Will Forte and Ellie Kemper are on Seth Meyers;
Jack McBrayer is on Carson Daly;
Mindy Kaling and A.J. Jacobs are on Conan O'Brien (repeated from 12/1/14);
T.J. Miller, Kate Micucci, and Brandon Johnson, are on @midnight;
Ari Shaffir's weekly storytelling show This Is Not Happening is at 12:31 am on Comedy Central
Brilliant, lightning-quick comics Aparna Nancherla and Keisha Zollar tell stories about their most mortifying
erotic experiences at the Museum of Sex for Natalie Wall's Awkward Sex...and the City...
...and star comic Natasha Leggero—who, like Aparna above, has one of the best laughs in the universe—
will singlehandedly thaw NYC as she headlines tonight through Sunday at Carolines
Recommendations for the best in New York
City comedy tonight
(in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:
[TOP PICK] [$] 7:00 pm ($18): Kyle Schaefer, Nick Abeel, and foley artist Kelsey Didion perform a live, shot for shot stage version of Jurassic Park at The PIT upstairs theatre directed by Kristin McCarthy Parker: Hold On To Your Butts...Jurassik Parc
[TOP PICK] 7:00 pm ($5): Josh Sharp (superb sketch writer/performer, co-star of GUMP, co-host of Cool Shit/Weird Shit) tries out a show that has something to do with him singing at the UCB Chelsea theatre: Josh Sharp Sings
[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm ($35 & 2-drink min.) Natasha Leggero is a razor-sharp and irresistible stand-up and actress who stars on E's Burning Love; was the best judge ever on Last Comic Standing; has performed on Jay Leno, Chelsea Lately, The Sarah Silverman Program, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adult Swim, and FX, and a Comedy Central Presents special; and killed on Comedy Central's classic roast of James Franco with her witty, biting writing. Tasha will provide much-needed warmth to NYC headlining tonight through Sunday at the Carolines Comedy Club: Natasha Leggero
7:30 pm ($5): Alingon Mitra, Joe Zimmerman, Negin Farsad, Jono Zalay, and Drew Michael performing stand-up at UCB East hosted by Sean Crespo, Dan Wilbur, and/or Katina Corrao: Lasers in the Jungle
[TOP PICK] [$] 7:45 pm, 8:00 pm, 9:30 pm, and 11:30 pm ($14 per show, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Tonight's stand-ups include Judah Friedlander, Keith Alberstadt, and Jessica Kirson at the 7:45 show; Greer Barnes, Jessica Kirson, Pete Davidson, Sherrod Small, and Marina Franklin (hosting) at the 8:00 show; Gary Gulman, Joe Matarese, Nick Griffin, Greer Barnes, Pete Davidson, Lynne Koplitz, and Sean Donnelly (hosting) at the 9:30 show; and Big Jay Oakerson, Sam Morril, and Jon Fisch (hosting) at the 11:30 show, with three of the shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane) and the 8:00 pm show at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue): Comedy Cellar Thursday
[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($15; no min.): Judah Friedlander (one of the quickest minds and very finest stand-ups in comedy; 30 Rock, Meet the Parents, Along Came Polly, author of How to Beat Up Anybody), Mark Normand (hilarious red-hot rising star; Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour, Inside Amy Schumer, Last Comic Standing, VH1's Best Week Ever; comedy album Still Got It), Dan Soder (smart, edgy rising star; Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour, Inside Amy Schumer, MTV's Guy Code and Guy Court, VH1), Jessica Kirson (Jay Leno, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime, Bravo, VH1, Logo one-woman show My Cookie's Gone), Gibran Saleem (sharp young stand-up; MTV), and Mike Vecchione (Jay Leno, Comedy Central Half Hour, Last Comic Standing, Howard Stern) performing stand-up at The Stand Comedy Club (239 Third Avenue & 20th Street): Judah Friedlander, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Jessica Kirson, and More
[TOP PICK] [$] 8:00 pm ($29): The only FringeNYC show to ever include a barbershop quartet singing about alcohol and three rounds for each audience member (for my full review, which includes a rave for the spectacular Nicole DiMattei, please click here) is now playing as a perfect show for a date every Friday & Saturday night at the West Village's Soho Playhouse (15 Vandam Street, in the downstairs Huron Club): The Imbible: A Spirited History of Drinking
[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($5): At UCB Chelsea, the talented Natasha Vaynblat (improv group What I Did For Love, sketch group Absolutely) performs a smart, funny one-woman show mixing sketches about the types of teachers she's encountered with video tales of her own experiences during four years as an NYC public school teacher, directed by the wonderful Leslie Meisel: United Federation of Teachers...
...and in the other half of this double-bill, sketch comedy from Matt Porter & Charlie Hankin as duo Good Cop Great Cop
[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm-Midnight ($10 for the entire evening): The Magnet house improv groups Junior Varsity and Hello Laser performing improv for an hour, followed at 9:00 pm by Shlongform (eight improvisors attempt to mix short form and long form improv together to leverage the strengths of both approaches), at 10:00 pm by Jana Schmieding singing about longing for love in Classic Singles: Ballads of Loneliness, and finally at 11:00 by improv competition Inspirado (like UCBT's Cage Match, but with a game-like challenge component): The Magnet's Night Out
8:00 pm ($5): Jacqueline Novak (smart, funny stand-up; Inside Amy Schumer, College Humor), Mike Dobbins (unique stream-of-consciousness stand-up), Dava Krause, and Brendan McLaughlin Mark performing stand-up at Brooklyn's Splitty (415 Myrtle Avenue) hosted by Greg Johnson (Sirius XM): Myrtle Comedy
8:00 pm ($10): Sketch/improv group Martha hosts this variety show featuring stand-up from Aparna Nancherla (one of the finest stand-ups in the country, with a delightfully wry style and lightning-quick mind; Conan O'Brien, Last Comic Standing, @midnight, Totally Biased, recently opened for Tig Notaro at Town Hall), characters from John Swan, and improv from group Golden Pie, all performing at the PIT upstairs theatre: All You Can Eat
[FREE] 8:00 pm: Adrienne Iapalucci (David Letterman, Last Comic Standing, VH1), Mike Brown, Brandon Collins, Daniel Tirado, and Marc Theobald performing stand-up at Poco Restaurant & Bar (33 Avenue B at 3rd Street) produced by Jawann Carmona, Cassidy Kirch, Lawrence DeLoach, and Sarah Hartshorne: FTH Comedy
8:00 pm ($5): A 7-member comedy group performs sketches, storytelling, improv, and more at The PIT downstairs lounge: Bueller
[FREE] 8:00 pm: All-gal improv group Saint Nancy hosts stand-up, sketch, and improv at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City: Saint Nancy Presents Mostly Handsome
[TOP PICK] [$] 9:00 pm ($16.82 in advance online or $20 at the door; 15% discount on Pleasure Chest products with ticket): Storytellers & comics Aparna Nancherla (one of the finest stand-ups in the country, with a delightfully wry style and lightning-quick mind; Conan O'Brien, Last Comic Standing, @midnight, Totally Biased, recently opened for Tig Notaro at Town Hall), Keisha Zollar (Orange Is the New Black, MTV, Comedy Central, ace improv trio Doppelganger,, sketch group Astronomy Club), Emma Tattenbaum-Fine, and Meghan O'Malley tell tales of erotic encounters gone awry at Museum of Sex (233 Fifth Avenue, off 27th Street) hosted by Natalie Wall: Awkward Sex...and the City
[TOP PICK] [$] [DISCOUNTED] 9:00 pm (FREE TICKETS if you reserve in advance by calling (212) 260-2445 and mention HyReviews.com, but there's still a 2-drink min. per person): Ted Alexandro (one of the very finest stand-ups in the country; David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, two Comedy Central Presents half-hour specials; frequently opens for Louis C.K.), Amy Schumer (red-hot rising star; Comedy Central Presents, Last Comic Standing, Jimmy Fallon), James Mattern, and more performing at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club
9:00 pm ($5): Phoebe Robinson (Seth Meyers, Last Comic Standing, Broad City, MTVís Girl Code, Totally Biased, co-host of Blaria Live), Seaton Smith (FOX's Mulaney, Opie & Anthony Virus Tour), and more performing at UCB East hosted by Ashley Brooke Roberts and/or Jim Tews: Fresh Out
9:00 pm ($5): An partially improvised punk rock sketch show in which "Alan Murphy is a media mogul. He owns a private club...and he owns a broken heart. But donít worry, he also owns a swinging libido and a dog-eared copy of The Joy Of Sex. Newly divorced, Alan has turned to punk rock music to channel his aggression and emotions. Alan invites you to the CD release party of Songs of Pain, a concept album. Alan will sing, tell stories, and maybe even sign a titty or two" at The PIT downstairs lounge curated by group Forever Dog: Forever Dog Presents Alan Murphy and His Punk Rock Band
[TOP PICK] [$] [DISCOUNTED] 9:30 pm ($9.93 online using code RLSFAN, plus 2-drink min.) Shoshana B. Roberts (star of 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman, which had been seen over 39 million times on YouTube), Hasan Minhaj (correspondent for The Daily Show), Bill Weir (CNN journalist/host), Vincent Pastore (Big Pussy on The Sopranos), Larry Levine & Sophia Takal (makers of indie film Wild Canaries), and Jason Saenz (Comedy Central, sketch group Onassis, co-host of Late Night Trash) being interviewed or performing at the Carolines Comedy Club: Running Late with Scott Rogowsky
[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($5): Shark Tank Live brings your favorite reality competition show off the screen of NBC to the stage. Watch as budding entrepreneurs get their chance to pitch their business ideas such as Russian Brides in A Rush, Cocaine a Cola, and Funeral Snuggies at the UCB Chelsea theatre: Shark Tank Live
[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($10): Storytellers Buck Angel, James Judd, Travis Cook, Jamie Pinto, Lindsay Hoffman, and host Kevin Allison tell stories revolving around the theme Gross at The PIT upstairs theatre for one of the finest storytelling shows in the country: Risk!
9:30 pm ($5, which includes a free beer): Josh Gondelman (HBO's Last Week Tonight), Billy Prinsell (Rooftop Comedy), and Calvin S. Cato (The Alcoholic Gamer podcast) performing stand-up at Brooklyn's Little Skips (941 Willoughby Avenue) produced by Jaqi Furback, Taylor Clark, and Owen Straw: Big Ups Comedy
[FREE] 10:30 pm: "A curated hour of eclectic comedic material written in a week with no rehearsals" directed by Conner O'Malley (staff writer/performer for Seth Meyers) at Brooklyn's The Annoyance Theatre (367 Bedford Avenue; take J/M/Z to Marcy Avenue or L to Lorimer Street): The Holy Fuck Comedy Hour
[TOP PICK] 11:00 pm ($5): Improv groups Higgins and Ultimate Body compete for your laughs and votes at UCB Chelsea in the raucous Cage Match
11:00 pm ($5): I have no idea what this show is about, but there's a whole lot of people in it performing at the UCB East theatre: $$$
Thursday Open Mics & Jams
5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open-mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic
[FREE] 6:00 pm: All-gal open mic at UCB East in the bar area ("Hot Chicks Room") hosted by the spectacular Anna Drezen & Sue Smith: Open Michelle: Ladies Open Mic
[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open-mic stand-up with comics' names drawn from a bucket and each chosen receiving 2 minutes—and if that goes well, maybe a hug (but not actual puppies)—at The Creek's upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Ross Parsons & Trey Galyon: Free Puppies
6:00 pm (no cover, 1 drink min. for both comics and audience members): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, running 2 1/2 hours. Arrive 30 minutes before the show to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic
[FREE] 7:00 pm: Weekly open mic that provides 5 minutes for each audience member whose name is pulled out of a bucket to perform a true story, sketch, or characters at Brooklyn's Over the Eight (594 Union Ave) hosted by JiJi Lee: Split Personality Open Mic Storytelling & Sketch
7:00 pm ($2, which includes a free beer or water): Open mic stand-up providing a whopping 10 minutes per comic. Email PhoningItInMic@gmail.com with subject line Phoning Thursday to sign up; or take a chance at lottery sign-up live between 6:45 and 7:45 at Brit Pack Studios (153 Lafayette Street, 3rd Floor) hosted by Ian Fidance: Comics Phoning It In
[FREE] 7:00 pm: In this free Magnet show, audience members (signing in at 6:00) can join in with improv group Hello Laser to make up scenes on the spot: Magnet Mixer
9:30 pm (free for audience members, $5 or 1 drink min. for stand-ups wanting to perform): Open mic stand-up providing 7 minutes per comic (and a free recording of your set!), with order determined raffle-style. Sign up by emailing email@example.com or calling (212) 253-7747, or just walk in and supply your name, to perform at the Old Man Hustle Bar (39 Essex Street) hosted by Solomon Chehebar: Peep Show Comedy Open Mic
[TOP PICK] [AMOST FREE] 11:00 pm ($1): A storytelling open mic at The PIT upstairs theatre hosted by Chris Booth: Bar Tales & Blowhards
[FREE] 11:00 pm: An open-mic show that's first come, first serve, with each comic getting 3-5 minutes on stage at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' Long Island City hosted by Josh Alba: Mic and Cheese
[FREE] 11:00 pm: A supportively silly jam for duo improv (you'll be paired up on the spot) in which the audience shows "Good Scene!" at the end of every scene at The PIT downstairs lounge hosted by improv group Judith: Good Scene!: A Judith Jam
Best Inexpensive Stand-Up, Improv, Sketch, and Storytelling
Upright Citizens Brigade Chelsea
(307 West 26th Street; 150-seater; shows free-$10; one of the most respected comedy theatres in the world)
Upright Citizens Brigade East
(153 East 3rd Street; 99-seat main theatre, bar area for open mics; shows free-$10)
(123 East 24th Street; 99-seat upstairs theatre, 40-seat downstairs theatre; shows free-$20)
(254 West 29th Street; 60-seat theatre; shows $5-$10)
The Creek and the Cave
(Queens' Long Island City; 40-seat theatre upstairs, 25 downstairs; virtually all shows free)
The Annoyance Theatre
(367 Bedford Ave. in Brooklyn; J/M/Z to Marcy or L to Lorimer; 50-seat theatre; shows free-$10)
Best NYC Stand-Up Comedy Clubs
(117 MacDougal Street; among the finest daily stand-up lineups in the world; 2-item min.)
(239 Third Avenue; recent competitor to Comedy Cellar; no drink min.—support this policy!)
Carolines Comedy Club
(1626 Broadway; focuses on the world's top headliners, who perform hour-long sets; 2-drink min.)
Gotham Comedy Club
(208 West 23rd Street; headliners on weekends, specialty & lineup shows weekdays; 2-drink min.)
Eastville Comedy Club
(85 East 4th Street; strong weekend lineups; no cover using code HyReviews; 2-drink min.)
Greenwich Village Comedy Club
(99 MacDougal Street; convenient if Comedy Cellar's sold out; no cover using code HyReviews; 2-drink min.)
Comic Strip Live
(1568 Second Avenue, off 81st; Upper East Side club with typically solid lineups; 2-drink min.)
Stand Up NY
(236 West 78th Street, off Broadway; Upper West Side club with typically solid lineups; 2-drink min.)
Laughing Devil/The Standing Room
(4738 Vernon Blvd., by #7 train; Queens LIC club; free cover Fri-Sat with code LICVIP; 2-drink min.)
To view HyReviews.com NYC Comedy Picks from previous weeks, please click here.
Red-Hot Show: Camren Bicondova (Gotham's Selina Kyle)
and John Doman (Gotham's Don Carmine Falcone)
at Jamie LeeLo's Brunch Night on Saturday 2/28
Gotham's Camren Bicondova is among the guests at an extra special Brunch Night...
...and so is John Doman, a.k.a. Gotham's Don Carmine Falcone
[TOP PICK] [$] Saturday February 28th—doors & cocktails at 7:00 pm, show at 8:00 pm ($30 at the door or $32.04 online—the latter is highly recommended as this will probably sell out): Jamie LeeLo hosts a special edition of her monthly live talk show featuring instant star Camren Bicondova, Gotham's scene-stealing Selina Kyle and Catwoman-to-be. Many (including me) have raved about Robin Lord Taylor's genius performance as Penguin making him a breakout star. But not nearly enough has been said yet about Camren Bicondova, whose performance is equally magical and fundamental to making Gotham the finest noir TV superhero series ever.
Also just added to this event is John Doman, who provides invaluable gravitas to Gotham as criminal kingpin Don Carmine Falcone. His previous roles have included Deputy Police Commissioner "Major" William Rawls on HBO's The Wire and Colonel Edward Galson on HBO's Oz.
This all takes place at The Waldorf Astoria Hotel (301 Park Avenue, off 49th Street). Grab tickets before they sell out here for Brunch Night With Gotham's Camren Bicondova and John Doman
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HyReviews.com's Comedy Special of the Month:
Louis C.K. Live at The Comedy Store
Louis CK in his element: legendary West Hollywood club The Comedy Store
If you missed Louis C.K.'s recent Madison Square Garden shows, don't fret. His just-released video album Louis C.K. Live at The Comedy Store contains most of the same material—and is actually better than the MSG events because Louis is more relaxed and intimate in this comedy club setting. Plus the hour-long show is beautifully shot, directed, and edited, making you feel like you're right there in a front row seat (Louis did the direction & editing himself). There are a number of highlights, including Louis' lowered goals for his body, his childhood discovery of death, a cinematic perspective that may keep you from ever seeing The Wizard of Oz the same way again, and a genius dramatic reenactment of what it's like holding a crying baby on an airplane that's worth the price of admission all by itself.
As for that price: a mere $5. Don't even hesitate, just buy it right now here.
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HyReviews.com's Comedy Film of the Month:
Julie Sharbutt's Moved
Stellar actor/writer/director Julie Sharbutt
If you know who Julie Sharbutt is, you already love her,
and should rent or buy her new indie film immediately.
If you don't yet know Julie, this is a wonderful chance to discover
one of the most talented rising stars in comedy.
In Moved, Julie stars, writes, and directs—in one super-long
unbroken take—a heartfelt story about moving out and on.
See it via Amazon.com for a mere $3.99 here.
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Top NYC Comedy Venues
The following are the primary theatres hosting notable NYC comedy shows:
Upright Citizens Brigade Chelsea
Upright Citizens Brigade East
The Peoples Improv Theater
The Creek and the Cave (Queens LIC)
The Annoyance Theatre (Brooklyn)
Union Hall (Brooklyn)
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(in alphabetical order):
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Funny or Die
YouTube Comedy Videos
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Hy's Current Favorite Craigslist Ads
Please note: Note a word has been changed in the ads below. My comments are in boldface.
Poet/Artist/God's Wife Looking for a Literary Agent or Publisher
Date: 2010-02-04, 10:19 am EST
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
I have a wonderful poetry book, creative, wild images and a really good magical story to tell.
[You have a poetry book—um, with images and a story?]
I am looking to sell my poetry book with images and then my story
[So you have a poetry book with images...and you also have a story in an undefined form. And for some reason you need to sell the poetry before you sell the story...to "someone." That's a bit confusing, but whatever; it's not like you're claiming to be a wordsmith...]
I am God's wife, and the story is about our life together.
It's got spirituality, love, tragedy, adventure, crime, violence,
music, sex, a little bit of everything.
[Actually, you left out drugs.
But that's okay; at this point, drugs are heavily implied...]
I have a diary of our letters to each other, and the poems are like letters I wrote to God in a creative way.
[As opposed to the non-creative steamy porn that you actually wrote to your stud boyfriend God.]
This will be a big hit, it is a beautiful story, you won't be disappointed.
[The odds are good. God's last book was a huge bestseller.]
God is a black man on Earth and a musician. I have proof.
[It's a hip-hopera DVD titled Trapped in the Closet.
Thing is, God turned insane in 2000. (Which explains a lot...)]
This is a great story. I am also a great writer and poet and artist.
[And 100% real. You can check out Kristie's website at http://www.harttherapy.blogspot.com.]
Need Urban Ghost Writers (Metro Atlanta)
Date: 2009-11-13, 6:33PM EST
Reply to: email@example.com
Looking for creative ghost writers with excellent grammar skills and ideas.
[Because that's what makes a writer great: killer grammar, and concepts.]
Male and females are encouraged to apply.
[Translation: Sorry, I don't work with hermaphrodites.]
Serious inquiries only...Please do not respond if you are not serious!
[Translation: I'm sooo tired of people making fun of me...]
Writer Wanted for Book to be Published (Hartland, WI)
Date: 2009-09-29, 1:52AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
I am writing a book and need someone who can
help me with writing my story.
I am seeking someone who is spiritual in nature
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Give me a call at 262-xxx-xxxx and introduce yourself.
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Date: 2009-09-28, 10:41AM PDT
Reply to: email@example.com
Easy Life Inc. is looking to write a book about purchasing a new wheelchair.
We are looking for 2-3 writers to provide 200 pages of content each.
[In other words, we want a 600-page book...about buying a wheelchair.]
We want fresh ideas that relate to buying a wheelchair.
[Idea #42: Raise cash as drug mule.
Cops will never suspect crippled old coot like you.]
Please send a sample or two of your writings, your rates,
and 2-3 BRIEF topics that you would contribute to this book.
Writings will be submitted weekly for originality
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[If you're going in the wrong direction, we'll grab
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[At which point the Seventh Seal will be broken,
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Previous SEO experience a plus. Local to San Diego preferred.
In the subject line: WHEELCHAIR
[Or just: END OF THE WORLD.
Take a look at our website at http://www.powerchairatnocost.com.
Compensation: $750 to $1,500 DOE
[Again, this ad is 100% real. If you have
fresh ideas about buying a wheelchair...]
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